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THE FUNNIEST REAL ESTATE QUOTES FR0M CELEBRITIES AND PUBLIC FIGURES.

Real estate has been a popular topic for many celebrities and public figures, with some even sharing their thoughts and opinions in humorous ways. Here are some of the funniest real estate quotes from celebrities and public figures:

  1. "I'm not a real estate expert. In fact, I would say that I have the anti-Midas touch when it comes to real estate. My properties always go down in value." - Donald Trump

  2. "Location, location, location. You hear it all the time. But what does it mean? This is what it means. Location is the most important thing when it comes to real estate. Location, location, location!" - Barbara Corcoran

  3. "I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Travolta (on why he bought a house next to an airport)

  4. "When it comes to real estate, the three most important things are location, location, and Howard Hughes money." - Chris Rock

  5. "The best investment on Earth is earth." - Louis Glickman

  6. "I'm not a real estate agent. I'm a ninja warrior." - Phil Dunphy (Modern Family)

  7. "Buying a house is a lot like a game of poker. You start with a full house, and if you play your cards right, you end up with a royal flush." - Unknown

  8. "I don't want a mansion, just a little cottage somewhere with some trees and flowers and all that cool romantic stuff." - Dave Chappelle

  9. "Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the world." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

  10. "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it." - Thomas Jefferson

  11. The more you hide your properties from your competitors, the more you hide them from potential buyers." - Julius Czar

That last quote from Julius Czar reminds us that in the world of real estate, it's important to be open and transparent about your properties. While it may be tempting to keep your properties a secret from your competitors, doing so can actually hurt your chances of finding potential buyers. By being open and transparent about your properties, you can increase your chances of finding the right buyer and achieving success in the real estate market.

In conclusion, these funny real estate quotes from celebrities and public figures provide us with some interesting insights and perspectives on the world of real estate. From the importance of location to the value of hard work, these quotes remind us that real estate can be both serious and humorous at the same time.

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Julius Czar
Author: Julius Czar
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